Signs that we're getting old

The good

• The old tube TVs don't whistle anymore, can't really hear that.
• The watch doesn't collect scratches anymore, can't really see them.
• If we buy something we don't need to open the box while still driving home.

The bad

• It's now relatively hard to pick up a penny from the floor.
• It's now very hard to remember how to adjust the stove clock for daylight savings.
• If we buy something we don't need to open the box while still driving home.